The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!

[Dave McNamara]

Ok, here's the list...

drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...

[Dave McNamara]

Pretty much all of us could list past and present VFL/AFL identities who are guilty of one or more of the actions on that list above.

To the best of my knowledge, Jake Carlisle has done none of the above.

Jake is guilty of class A stupidity in terms of timing. He is not guilty of anything heinous!

Please, give the bloke a break! He can reward us by being a key ingredient in our upcoming run of flagS.

[Dave McNamara]

Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.

But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.

Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.


Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!

[ripplug66]

Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.

But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.

Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.


Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!

Well to be honest Dave that is just made up unless you have some sort of proof. And who is behind the airing of the video. It cant be Essendon because his manager knew before he was even traded.

[saintspremiers]

Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?

[markp]

I still cant believe how dumb what he did was.

[loris]

But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.

Yet only one has been publicly aired.

Yes Davey Mac I've been told that whisper about another 5 videos circulating as well............... I'm just crossing my fingers one of the 5 isn't a Sainter. Please, please let it not be.

[Bunk_Moreland]

I still cant believe how dumb what he did was.

It is still head shakingly stupid.

Takes dumb to a new level.

Bewildering in it's breathtaking idiocy.

[ozrulestrace]

Ok, here's the list...

drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...

Are you talking of events just for 2015 or just accumulation of the past thirty or forty years?

If so don't forget
Flashing,
Cross dressing
Stealing hire cars and selling them ioff as their own on more than one occasion
Culpable driving with the victim blamed for not wearing the seatbelt in the taxi as it got hit, hence the acquittal.
And my favourite, "I'm a mate of the Premier Jeff Kennett, so let me off" or words to that effect by Tuddy.

[darylcowie]

Ok, here's the list...

drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...

Hang on, hang on, I don't see dwarf arson on that list, so it's not the complete AFL CV, unless you class that under assault leading to grievous bodily harm or standover tactics?

[markp]

I still cant believe how dumb what he did was.

It is still head shakingly stupid.

Takes dumb to a new level.

Bewildering in it's breathtaking idiocy.

I reckon even fevola woulda face-palmed.

You'd be burning to make amends more for the arse-clown stupidity than the shame of the actual crime portrayed.

[IanRush]

For Jake's own long term health and sanity, and for the Saints sake (so they dont feel dudded), I want Carlisle to "work" at St Kilda.

[saynta]

Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?

f***** oath

[Johnny Member]

Channel 9 have a habit of releasing big 'stories' when Collingwood are in the news.

Freakish coinicidence.

[spert]

Heard much on the Hawthorn player under investigation? They have done a good job in keeping it out of the media. Carlise in the meantime may be involved in dropping atomic bombs on poor countries, though still to be investigated by Caroline Wilson.

[FaceIsBack]

So we go after a player from Essendon and are then surprised to find he has a drug problem!

[cowboy18]

There's a pretty decent list at this page with some classics in there amongst the less savoury things.

http://gary.customer.netspace.net.au/MF ... dents.html

[Dave McNamara]

Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?

f***** oath

Plus one! What that man said!

[Dave McNamara]

Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.

But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.

Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.


Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!

Well to be honest Dave that is just made up unless you have some sort of proof. And who is behind the airing of the video. It cant be Essendon because his manager knew before he was even traded.

Firstly Pluggs, a warm though belated welcome back to you. This place wasn't the same... and IMHO, not for the better. Now, just gotta' get that famous P66 moniker back.

Ok, I assume that you're referring to the 'other' videos of other players doing stuff(?) Well, I used the words... "word has it that" on purpose. Because I can't prove the claim, nor should I reveal my source(s)... though there's an AFL connection there.

So feel to take what I wrote for whatever you think it's worth. I believe it. You don't have to.



PS: Mods, now that Pluggs is back in the fold, can we please have the iconic plugger66 nic reinstated? Ta in advance.

[saintspremiers]

Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?

f***** oath

You and stinger think very similarly at times!!

[ripplug66]

Firstly Pluggs, a warm though belated welcome back to you. This place wasn't the same... and IMHO, not for the better. Now, just gotta' get that famous P66 moniker back.

Ok, I assume that you're referring to the 'other' videos of other players doing stuff(?) Well, I used the words... "word has it that" on purpose. Because I can't prove the claim, nor should I reveal my source(s)... though there's an AFL connection there.

So feel to take what I wrote for whatever you think it's worth. I believe it. You don't have to.



PS: Mods, now that Pluggs is back in the fold, can we please have the iconic plugger66 nic reinstated? Ta in advance.

Same source as the Junction?

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And Wilson continually describes St Kilda as "the Club of scandal".

[Dave McNamara]

Heard much on the Hawthorn player under investigation? They have done a good job in keeping it out of the media. Carlise in the meantime may be involved in dropping atomic bombs on poor countries, though still to be investigated by Caroline Wilson.

I've just heard that Caro is also investigating our Jake over...
the earthquake in the Hindu Kush mountains,
sirengate,
whispers in the sky,
malaria,
buying a Justin Beiber CD,
and the annual chargrilling of orangutans to make way for palm oil plantations...


http://theorganicadventurer.com/2013/02 ... the-story/

[magnifisaint]

What about masturbation?

Is he guilty of that crime?

[Gordo']

Yes Davey Mac I've been told that whisper about another 5 videos circulating as well............... I'm just crossing my fingers one of the 5 isn't a Sainter. Please, please let it not be.

i hope not too mate. ffs, what will we do if one of those vids shows a sainter driving a flowering prius??? flowering drummers' cars those things.