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New nickname suggestions for Koschitzke?

Post: # 912421Post Sainternist »

He kinda lumbers around the field, all dazed and confused. It reminds me of a character from a Jodorowsky film. I think I'll refer to him as "El Topo" from now on, unless he can change his shtick.


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Post: # 912432Post SaintSimmo »

Please Nobody call him Justin Kos***zke.

Heres an Idea .......Kosi :D


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Post: # 912434Post SaintSimmo »

Is Kosi the new Whipping Boy on here now??


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Post: # 912437Post kalsaint »

How about "The heir of expectancy"

Everyone, get off his back. I too, havent always believed in Kosi but it wasnt his fault today. I just wish he would provide an option rather than a hard case on the ground at times. There's more benefit to the scoreline in this.


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Post: # 912439Post Sainternist »

SaintSimmo wrote:Is Kosi the new Whipping Boy on here now??
even worse. he is becoming the laughing stock of the team. people may think the negative posts are detrimental, but he can't get any worse than he's playing now. maybe if he was to read all these comments to get him fired up and possibly motivate him enough to play well in order to stick it to us.
kalsaint wrote:Everyone, get off his back.
maybe. if he can finally cut the crap and start playing with his head and his heart.


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Post: # 912468Post Milan Faletic »

SaintSimmo wrote:Is Kosi the new Whipping Boy on here now??
New whipping boy? Gotta bite my tongue.

Dare I say it.....Kos-clutz-ke.....no I better not.

I will be the first to congratulate him when he delivers what he is capable of. Just read my sig.


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Post: # 912474Post Waltzing St Kilda »

That's the first time I've seen Jodorowsky mentioned in a football forum.

I'd congratulate you, but I actually think "El Topo" is the worst film I've ever seen.


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Post: # 912479Post meher baba »

El Topo was a film of its era. In Sydney, where I grew up, they used to run it at a cinema at 11 pm on Fri and Sat night. The audience would show up after the appropriate number of bongs and it all sort of made sense.

Then it'd be off to the taxi drivers' greasy spoon for some chiko rolls and potato cakes ("potato scallops" as Sydney folk call them) and some chocky milk to combat the munchies. And then home for some more bongs.

Not that i ever did anything like that, of course. I would have
been tucked up in bed at 9 pm with a morally improving book.... :wink:

But, really, the movie was a load of rubbish, and you watched it because it was on (a bit like last night's game).

I remember there was a fight between two amputees: one with no arms and one with no legs (also a bit like last night's game: one team had no forward line and the other had one which couldn't kick straight).

As for Kosi: leave the poor bastard alone. He'll get back into it, it always takes him a few games to get fully match fit.


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If Riewoldt is a super star then Koschitzke is a super nova.


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Sainternist wrote:He kinda lumbers around the field, all dazed and confused. It reminds me of a character from a Jodorowsky film. I think I'll refer to him as "El Topo" from now on, unless he can change his shtick.
s***.

Or Number Two to be policitacally correct. Was his draft number and also what comes out of our arse after a big night of Indian. Stinks, lacks substance and clogs up our systern.


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Post: # 912736Post CeilidhSaint »

Can I please not hear about match fit and Kosi again - he has had a full pre-season, NAB games and a full game against the Swans.
If he ain't fit now he never will be and Roo was saying early this week 3 weeks was going to give him time to get over his injury niggles!!
Psychologically I think he is spent/a worry.
Please prove me wrong with a bag this week Justin.


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Post: # 912739Post thejiggingsaint »

The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!


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Post: # 912741Post mullet »

thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
agree do you think these brave souls would call him this to his face


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mullet wrote:
thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
agree do you think these brave souls would call him this to his face
Not a chance.

Lounge and keyboard warriors.

Pretty gutless performance from some posters.


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Post: # 912749Post mullet »

joffaboy wrote:
mullet wrote:
thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
agree do you think these brave souls would call him this to his face
Not a chance.

Lounge and keyboard warriors.

Pretty gutless performance from some posters.
My thoughts exactly. Last week it was all about how they hate supporters who bag the players at the game. We lost a game by 10 points, the sky is falling


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Post: # 912752Post rodgerfox »

Personally I think he's being played out of position.


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Post: # 912754Post SainterK »

rodgerfox wrote:Personally I think he's being played out of position.
Interested, where do you think he should play?

I think our entire forward line looked a little out of position last night, perhaps because of the larger ground...


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Post: # 912755Post SainterK »

Actually if you want to answer me Rodger, could you do it in another thread...I don't really want to participate in this one.


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Post: # 912765Post Sainternist »

mullet wrote:
joffaboy wrote:
mullet wrote:
thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
agree do you think these brave souls would call him this to his face
Not a chance.

Lounge and keyboard warriors.

Pretty gutless performance from some posters.
My thoughts exactly. Last week it was all about how they hate supporters who bag the players at the game. We lost a game by 10 points, the sky is falling
well why don't you all just have a big circle jerk? :P


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Post: # 912789Post derby Street »

Sainternist wrote:
mullet wrote:
joffaboy wrote:
mullet wrote:
thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
agree do you think these brave souls would call him this to his face
Not a chance.

Lounge and keyboard warriors.

Pretty gutless performance from some posters.
My thoughts exactly. Last week it was all about how they hate supporters who bag the players at the game. We lost a game by 10 points, the sky is falling
well why don't you all just have a big circle jerk? :P
A very astute observation Sainternist from someone who gave votes to Gwilt & Milne - that just about says it all. In fact you are the only person who gave them votes in the same set. I think you must have been ripping into some of the bongs you so lovingly speak of or you are a genius. I suspect the former
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I think Raph suits him.


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Post: # 912803Post Milan Faletic »

thejiggingsaint wrote:The OP is poor form Sainternist. Not nice to bag a guy when He's down!
In defence of Sainternist, he is a fair and balanced poster and it unusual for him to show frustration, so he must been genuinely frustrated.

We've all had our turn defending Kosi but we all only have only so much patience after 9 years.

Do you think Ross Lyon would have said,

"Bad luck, Kosi. I won't get mad at you, because you are down."

Not bloody likely, so why can't Sainternist express his frustration? We all want Kosi to succeed.

We know the team will bounce back but if someone pricks you with a pin, it's ok to say "Ouch!". Give him a break. Let him say "Ouch!" :wink:


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Post: # 912809Post SainterK »

Want to vent your frustration and anger, may I suggest you find someone here in preperation for next week...

www.westernbulldogs.com.au

There was an entire front page full of threads to vent, wasn't neccessary to start a new one encouraging name calling IMO.


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derby Street wrote:A very astute observation Sainternist from someone who gave votes to Gwilt & Milne - that just about says it all. In fact you are the only person who gave them votes in the same set. I think you must have been ripping into some of the bongs you so lovingly speak of or you are a genius. I suspect the former
:D
hahaha... as i stated in my votes post, i gave milne a vote mainly based on that incredible goal. it provided a rare highlight for a fairly dismal night. and unlike most of his colleagues, i thought he genuinally had a red hot go. i thought gwilt, for the most part, stood up to be counted, so i included him.

re bongs - my pot smoking days are well and truly behind me now, my dear watson :wink:
SainterK wrote:Want to vent your frustration and anger, may I suggest you find someone here in preperation for next week...

www.westernbulldogs.com.au

There was an entire front page full of threads to vent, wasn't neccessary to start a new one encouraging name calling IMO.
thanks for the offer, but i don't get a kick outta trolling opposition fan forums.


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