Dearest Aeon,
Turns out that you're not the only one around this place to throw their toys out of the cot. Seems that the ZZ nods thought that my excellent
last post was 'exile to the vast frozen wastelands of the General Forum' material. Not enough footy fuc us!?! 
Fred Bassat's excellent last post with lots of footy fuc us.
And unfortunately, as the nods are independent of the footy club, I have about as much influence over them, as I do over you. In other words, that's be something that falls just a little short of SFA.
Not sure what they want?
The final team named. And just as I predicted, the last four on the extended bench missed out.
(Why does Alfred E Neuman bother with the attempted subtifuge?)
So, that's the inside word from the Pres' himself (that's me
).- Tipped correctly that Ben Long would be chopped for disobeying team rules.
- Then, tipped correctly the four blokes to miss out.
The inside advance word on this week's team.
Where were all the supposed ITKs on all of that? Eat your hearts out Jaxons & Co.
Can't get much more fuc us'd on footy than that, wouldn't you agree?
But, after speaking with a couple of ex-AFL footballers just before earnest Ted interrupted (traitor!), the word is that the nods might want still more footy fuc us!
Ok then. Here it is.
So why the f**** don't they f***ing well fuc us on kicking it to his advantage?????
,
The Phantom of the Forward Line
In sleep he leads to me
In dreams he comes on the lead
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I pass ever again?
For now I find
The Phantom of the Forward line is there
Inside my mind
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My long bombs go over you
Going longer yet
And though you turn from me
To glare behind
The Phantom of the Forward line is there
Inside my mind
Those who have seen his leads
Draw back in fear
It must be the mask he wears
It's he they won't kick near
His drooped shoulders and his voice
In one combined
The Phantom of the Forward line is there
Inside my mind
He's there
The Phantom of the Forward line
Beware
The Phantom of the Forward line
In all your fantasies
You always knew
That man and mystery
Were both who youshould pass to
And in this forward 50 labyrinth
Where passing is blind
The Phantom of the Forward line is there
Inside my sight line
But I am f***ing blind!
Lead, my angel!
F***ing lead!!
He's there, the Phantom of the Forward line
And why the f**** won't he f***ing well lead???????
saynt Nosher wrote: ↑Fri 22 Jul 2022 2:32pmWhy? I have no f***ing idea why!
And Big.Marmot (traitor!) should never have pushed Tarja out of Nightwish ffs!!!
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Hoping to see you again at the footy soon Aeon honey. (If you ever stop being such a stroppy bitch just because of a few long bombs.)
But remember. In Alfred E Neuman we trust (or bust).
And if nothing else, there's still the two more laughs for gaz.
Love and Fortius Quo Fidelius and go Saints.
- Fred.
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