The footy cannot start quick enough for me

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The footy cannot start quick enough for me

Post: # 878256Post Maxstar22 »

This is the kind of moronic jokes and people I have to deal with at work.

From a Carlscum fan….

“What’s the difference between St Kilda and Bob The Builderâ€


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Post: # 878257Post iwantmeseats »

what a fool, we are not cellar dwellers anymore. Go and ask him what the weather is like in 1984.


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Post: # 878258Post SENsei »

Prep standard joke on the first day of school.

Extremely humourous.

Kudos to your workmate. Is he working at the comedy club next?

:lol:


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Post: # 878259Post Maxstar22 »

He thought he was hilarious coming up with that joke. He actually thought that would get me fired up.

But seriously, I can't wait for the season to start.


It's been a hell of an off season.


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Post: # 878269Post SainterK »

[quote="Maxstar22"]

“What’s the difference between St Kilda and Bob The Builderâ€


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Post: # 878270Post stinger »

[quote="Maxstar22"]This is the kind of moronic jokes and people I have to deal with at work.

From a Carlscum fan….

“What’s the difference between St Kilda and Bob The Builderâ€


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Post: # 878281Post JMsainter »

You have 3 options:

1- What do Carlton and Madoff have in common? They both got caught.

2- Type up a list of final scores for the last 11 or 12 times we've played them. Frame it, and put it on your desk.

3- Get a big white (A3) card and in big black numbers, draw the number 11 or 12 to symbolise how many times we've beaten them in a row.

That should shut them up. :D


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Post: # 878283Post asiu »

super glue on the ear piece of his phone works good too...if your timing is right....just leave a note..."ring home urgently"


:) classic


i'd like to go to the 'The Prince of Wails' office this morning , and execute that plan

then , as happy as a gazelle , i'd skip over to 'ainters' office ,

and do it again


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Post: # 878544Post bigred »

A carlton supporter has absolutely no place making a joke like that right now. Not after the last decade.

That is the kind of joke I put up with in the 1980's when we were shyte.

I would absolutely destroy that **** without hesitation.

Absolutely destroy him.


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I hate Carlton with a passion


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Post: # 878698Post Milan Faletic »

[quote="Maxstar22"]This is the kind of moronic jokes and people I have to deal with at work.

From a Carlscum fan….

“What’s the difference between St Kilda and Bob The Builderâ€


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Post: # 878702Post The OtherThommo »

They live in the era when corporate brown nosing and unbridled loophole exploitation decided premierships. As much as toerags like Buckley and Johnston might like bumpin' bellies and sharing lines at ol' home weeks at PP, none of the flags won in those days rate with those of the last dozen odd years, when good governance, competition balancing and sports management had more to do with success than the days of payoffs and behind the scenes thuggery.

Let me put that another way - Chris "Gouger" Judd won't see a flag at Bluetown - in his time, or in the time of his and "Twiggers" sprogs. Why? 'Cos they still don't get it. Why else did they install Pratt for a period before he died? And, straight after the Amcor/ACCC business? Because arrogance takes so long to die in an institutionalised form.


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Post: # 878746Post Milan Faletic »

The OtherThommo wrote:They live in the era when corporate brown nosing and unbridled loophole exploitation decided premierships. As much as toerags like Buckley and Johnston might like bumpin' bellies and sharing lines at ol' home weeks at PP, none of the flags won in those days rate with those of the last dozen odd years, when good governance, competition balancing and sports management had more to do with success than the days of payoffs and behind the scenes thuggery.

Let me put that another way - Chris "Gouger" Judd won't see a flag at Bluetown - in his time, or in the time of his and "Twiggers" sprogs. Why? 'Cos they still don't get it. Why else did they install Pratt for a period before he died? And, straight after the Amcor/ACCC business? Because arrogance takes so long to die in an institutionalised form.
Great post. Love it. They should be called the Corporate Psychopaths :wink:


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Post: # 878813Post saint66au »

Any Blues fans get smart with me..I just politely enquire who's gonna kick their goals this year? :-)


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bluetards...


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should have just given him a clip under the ear....super glue on the ear piece of his phone works good too...if your timing is right....just leave a note..."ring home urgently" on his desk....


only joking.... :roll: :roll: :twisted:[/quote]


Hahaha classic! I might have to keep that one in mind for when the unruly hoardes start on me here at work again


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Post: # 880128Post Megamaguire »

Playing and beatin the carlton spews is always one of the fixtures i look most forward to. The 2 teams i really don't like are the cats (since the gt days) and the spews from longer back. A win over the drab looking blackshirts or blue shirts - whatever is always a significant psychological boost for the Saints. Rossi may see it (sorry them) as just another team but our recent winning consistency has coincided with the Saints being close to the big one.

Let them yap but maintain the rage Sainters when we next meet the spews ok blues.

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Post: # 880132Post st_Trav_ofWA »

saint66au wrote:Any Blues fans get smart with me..I just politely enquire who's gonna kick their goals this year? :-)
i just ask them if they are still cumming or is it just hype they are cooking


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Post: # 880165Post saintspremiers »

saint66au wrote:Any Blues fans get smart with me..I just politely enquire who's gonna kick their goals this year? :-)
Probably the same characters that will end up in court some day.


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Post: # 880243Post Jimmy1972 »

Go Saints. I can't wait for this season.

We won 20 out of 22 and dropped the chance at the last hurdle.

Off season wasn't the best for every thread on here has already stated over and over again.

Everyone is looking for something or anything to see a chink in the armor.

Proud of the boys last year. It was the best year we have had for quite some time and I expect that there hunger will not falter.

I Cannot Wait.

Let's Get Ready to Rumble :twisted:

PS: Ross Lyon is my Hero :)


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Post: # 881282Post QuestionOfAccuracy »

Jimmy1972 wrote:
Let's Get Ready to Rumble :twisted:

PS: Ross Lyon is my Hero :)
Ditto and ditto.


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Post: # 881304Post Milan Faletic »

QuestionOfAccuracy wrote:
Jimmy1972 wrote:
Let's Get Ready to Rumble :twisted:

PS: Ross Lyon is my Hero :)
Ditto and ditto.
Great avatar QoA :wink:


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Post: # 881391Post Saint Bev »

Watched my first bit of footy since the GF last night, didn't enjoy it at all and it was Roos magnificant goal v Collingwood. I don't think I will ever watch any of the games from 2009. HOw could something so good, turn so bad :cry:


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Saint Bev wrote:Watched my first bit of footy since the GF last night, didn't enjoy it at all and it was Roos magnificant goal v Collingwood. I don't think I will ever watch any of the games from 2009. HOw could something so good, turn so bad :cry:
That was my moment of 2009. And Raph Clarke's handball to get it to him. Roo ran right in front of us after he kicked that goal. But I'm like you, joy turned to tragedy :cry:


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Post: # 881424Post Saint Bev »

Milan Faletic wrote:
Saint Bev wrote:Watched my first bit of footy since the GF last night, didn't enjoy it at all and it was Roos magnificant goal v Collingwood. I don't think I will ever watch any of the games from 2009. HOw could something so good, turn so bad :cry:
That was my moment of 2009. And Raph Clarke's handball to get it to him. Roo ran right in front of us after he kicked that goal. But I'm like you, joy turned to tragedy :cry:
Lucky you, top spot to be sitting. My other fav moment during 09 was Gardiners mark rnd 14 v Geelong.


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