<edited by mods> Flux Report: PROs n' CHOs DEFINITE (ARTICLE) RULING

[AeonFlux]

As of and including 27/11/2018:

ANY FUTURE use of the term THE CHO (bad ) will result in a penalty as applies in the rules regarding demeaning terminology towards a Saints official, in this case coach, Alan Richoson...

The term CHO can be used, because it means something different under the same source (the urban dictionary) and it is understood that some posters also claim it to be a nickname for Richoson - just like Richo. NO matter how dubious those claims, the fact that CHO is defined differently than THE CHO (bad ), means that its usage is deemed to be OK...

FUTURE USE OF THE TERM "THE CHO" (bad ) WILL RESULT IN A ONE WEEK BAN WITH ESCALATING BANS THEREAFTER...

I repeat that use of the term CHO is permissible. If you want to continue calling our coach CHO then do so...

This decision is final and definite.

(Something similar can be found here: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96662)

So, at last, it’s been settled.

CHOs are good (in moderation). Definite article usage is bad , and so its usage is banned from any future usage on this site! Starting from right now!!! And it’s easy to see why.



Reasoning:
<edited by mods> article is exclusive (bad ), and <edited by mods> St Kilda footy club, <edited by mods> Sainsational forum and Whispering Urban Ted are all into inclusiveness (good ).

<edited by mods> suggested alternative for <edited by mods> term <edited by mods> going forward is <edited by mods> term ‘thy’. Which is wonderfully inclusive.

On a similar vane, to be more inclusive, our St Kilda footy club will no longer recruit or select to play, any player named ‘White’. White is clearly exclusive (bad ) if we ever want to recruit players named Black, Beige or Rainbow.


‘Banger’, ‘Simon’, ‘Plugger’, ‘Joffa’, 'Saynta’, Dragit’, ‘De-Groucho’, ‘Stinger’, ‘Voldemort’, ‘Logan’, ‘Lazar’, Joffaboy', ‘Lyon’, ‘spunkboy’ and yes, especially ‘Ted’, are all acceptable terms to use on this site – providing they are not used in conjunction with <edited by mods> definite article. (Bad. )

NB: ‘Plugger’ is not an acceptable term to use if combined with ‘66’.
‘Lyon’ and ‘spunkyboy’ are never acceptable to be used if combined with each other. (Puke!)
And of course, 'Rodger'' is always an acceptable term to use, regardless. (Swoon. )

It is very important to be inclusive, and to be civil. Reports have been received showing that, contrary to common belief, some members of <edited by mods> RiChoson family do read Saintsational.


Fortunately, they display a sense of humour.



For those who may be wondering where all <edited by mods> fuss originally came from, everyone's favourite blind faith optimist, Whispering Big CHO Ted, has very generously released an explanatory video. Hopefully this clears a few things up.


Thank you Whispering Big CHO Ted.



And thank you fellow Saintsationalists for you understanding. (Good ) If there are any outstanding matters that anyone is uncertain of, Simon, Whispering Big CHO Ted, Lazar and myself, can all be found at <edited by mods> address under my avatar. Feel free to pop in for a chat.



And remember, be good, because wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, Ceiling Cat is watching you.



(And watching Hitler. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=96666&p=1769405#p1769405 )




Thank you everyone.

Love (and chocolates),

Aeon.







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[desertsaint]

imma going to call our coach eebee-em. rolls off the tongue much better than edited by mods.

[asiu]

the mods should be bloody grateful i've retired.

[Jacks Back]

Monty Python - Novel Writing

1st Announcer (Eric Idle) : And now it's time for 'Novel Writing' which today comes from the west country from Dorset.

2nd Announcer (Michael Palin): (we hear the sound of a crowd in the background) Hello and welcome to Dorchester where a very good crowd has turned out to watch local boy Thomas Hardy write his new novel 'The Return of the Native' on this very pleasant July morning. This will be his eleventh novel and the fifth of the very popular Wessex novels. And here he comes! Here comes Hardy walking out toward his desk, he looks confident, he looks relaxed very much the man in form as he acknowledges this very good natured Bank Holiday crowd. And the crowd goes quiet now as Hardy settles himself down at the desk, body straight shoulders relaxed, pen held lightly but firmly in the right hand, he dips the pen in the ink (the announcer becomes excited) and he's off, its the first word, but, but it's not a word... oh no it's a doodle way up on top of the left hand margin. It is a piece of meaningless scribble, and he's signed his name underneath it. Oh dear what a disappointing start, but he is off again and here he goes the first word of Thomas Hardy's new novel, at 10:35 on this very lovely morning, it's three letters it's the definite article and it's THE, Dennis

Dennis (Graham Chapman) : Well this is true to form, no surprises there. He started five of his eleven novels to date with a definite article. We've had two of them with 'IT', there has been one 'BUT', two 'AT's, one 'ON' and a Delores. Oh that of course was never published.

2nd Announcer : I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here on the first day of his new novel has crossed out the only word he has written so far and he is gazing off into space. Ohh! Oh dear he's signed his name again.

Dennis: It looks like Tess of the D'Urbervilles all over again.

2nd Announcer : But he's... No.. he's down again and writing Dennis, he's written THE again, he's crossed it out again and he has written A and there is a second word coming up straight away, it is SAT, a sat, doesn't make sense a sat, a Saturday, it is a SATURDAY and the crowd are loving it. They're really enjoying this novel and it's AFTERNOON, a Saturday afternoon, is a confident beginning and he is straight on to the next word and it is IN, a Saturday afternoon, IN, in, in, no, NOVEMBER, November's spelt wrong, he has left out the second E, but he's not going back it looks as though he is going for the sentence and it is the first verb coming up, the first verb of the novel and it is WAS,.... the crowd are going wild. A Saturday afternoon in November was, a long word here , appro, is it approval, ah no it's APPROACHING, a Saturday afternoon in November was approaching and he has done the definite article THE again and he is writing fluently, easily with flowing strokes of the pen as he comes up to the middle of this first sentence and with this eleventh novel well underway and the prospect of a good days writing ahead, back to the studio.

[saint64]

Monty Python - Novel Writing

1st Announcer (Eric Idle) : And now it's time for 'Novel Writing' which today comes from the west country from Dorset.

2nd Announcer (Michael Palin): (we hear the sound of a crowd in the background) Hello and welcome to Dorchester where a very good crowd has turned out to watch local boy Thomas Hardy write his new novel 'The Return of the Native' on this very pleasant July morning. This will be his eleventh novel and the fifth of the very popular Wessex novels. And here he comes! Here comes Hardy walking out toward his desk, he looks confident, he looks relaxed very much the man in form as he acknowledges this very good natured Bank Holiday crowd. And the crowd goes quiet now as Hardy settles himself down at the desk, body straight shoulders relaxed, pen held lightly but firmly in the right hand, he dips the pen in the ink (the announcer becomes excited) and he's off, its the first word, but, but it's not a word... oh no it's a doodle way up on top of the left hand margin. It is a piece of meaningless scribble, and he's signed his name underneath it. Oh dear what a disappointing start, but he is off again and here he goes the first word of Thomas Hardy's new novel, at 10:35 on this very lovely morning, it's three letters it's the definite article and it's THE, Dennis

Dennis (Graham Chapman) : Well this is true to form, no surprises there. He started five of his eleven novels to date with a definite article. We've had two of them with 'IT', there has been one 'BUT', two 'AT's, one 'ON' and a Delores. Oh that of course was never published.

2nd Announcer : I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here on the first day of his new novel has crossed out the only word he has written so far and he is gazing off into space. Ohh! Oh dear he's signed his name again.

Dennis: It looks like Tess of the D'Urbervilles all over again.

2nd Announcer : But he's... No.. he's down again and writing Dennis, he's written THE again, he's crossed it out again and he has written A and there is a second word coming up straight away, it is SAT, a sat, doesn't make sense a sat, a Saturday, it is a SATURDAY and the crowd are loving it. They're really enjoying this novel and it's AFTERNOON, a Saturday afternoon, is a confident beginning and he is straight on to the next word and it is IN, a Saturday afternoon, IN, in, in, no, NOVEMBER, November's spelt wrong, he has left out the second E, but he's not going back it looks as though he is going for the sentence and it is the first verb coming up, the first verb of the novel and it is WAS,.... the crowd are going wild. A Saturday afternoon in November was, a long word here , appro, is it approval, ah no it's APPROACHING, a Saturday afternoon in November was approaching and he has done the definite article THE again and he is writing fluently, easily with flowing strokes of the pen as he comes up to the middle of this first sentence and with this eleventh novel well underway and the prospect of a good days writing ahead, back to the studio.

Gold

[sunsaint]

Gold

no its not
It's yellow

[asiu]

a novella on the art of balancing a head on a spike
is needed here

[The Real Numpty]

a novella on the art of balancing a head on a spike
is needed here

I shall have a word on your behalf about 'art' with my new great friend Crown Punce Mohammad BullShyte. (I like to refer to him as MBS. ) Nobody knows BS like I do. Nobody does. And nobody knows 'art' like I do. Believe me. #makingartgreatagain