Round 2 Rhyming Report

[The Rhyming Saints]

You played with passion, you played with pride
With the umpires playing for the other side
You get a tick of approval from this kiwi bard
Cos you play as a team and you try real hard

[White Winmar]

We played with strength
And the courage of a drover
But in the end
The umpires bent us over.

[The Rhyming Saints]

Love your style
Makes me smile
It ain't no crime
To share a rhyme

[No Holds Bard]

The first thing we do, let's kill all the scumpires!!!

I saw a little 'bird' upon a western hill.
With yellow breast, and yellow whistle.
I beckoned him over with a piece of bread.

Then I crushed his f*%#!@' head!!!

I do now remember the poor creature, small beer.
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.





(This thread how'st ever........... if rhyme be the food of love, play on. )

[bigcarl]

Playing Eagles in Perth is to be double teamed
By the crowd to be jeered
By the umps to be reamed
Then just to cap off a weekend of fun
Off comes Jack S with a busted lung
And to add to the insult, the umpires concerned
Are found not at fault. It's AFL confirmed

[GSG]

Every year the Saints go West
Where they try to do their best
They’re in front so there is hope
But question is can West Coast cope
They’re still in front in Qtr four
Despite the umpies help the Eagles score
But then the umpies take control
To get the Eagles on a roll
A free kick here a free kick there
What the heck it’s just not fair
But St Kilda meekly goes away
Complain and there is hell to pay
The umpies are pure, the umpies are right
The AFL shouts with all their might