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Book title suggestions...

Post: # 702415Post WayneJudson42 »

Great news!

I've just been appointed tto help GT write his memoirs, but I need your help with the title.

Here's a few ideas I came up with...

"How To Sue Friends And Influence People"

"Coach And Grow Rich"

"Close But No Cigar"

"The Power Of One"

"Exited Out: How StKFC Shattered My Belief Cloud"

"Farting At Thunder: How I Failed To Smell The Winds Of Change"

"The Wellness Factor: When the going gets tough, the tough go to the movies"

"It's Not What You Know, But Who's President At The Time"

Any further suggestions?


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"Captaincy: Why too many chiefs is never enough...."


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Post: # 702475Post WayneJudson42 »

Sobraz wrote:"Captaincy: Why too many chiefs is never enough...."

Hmmmm. That's got potential...

"Leadership: Too Many Chiefs - Not Enough Indians"?


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Post: # 702487Post ctqs »

Out of the box.


Still waiting for closure ... if you get my drift.
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Post: # 702489Post WayneJudson42 »

"Coach box Millionaire"

"Bluffetology - from zero to $300k with no experience"

"Autopilot Premeirships: How to build a team that can coach themselves"

"The GT Myth Revisited"

"Who Moved My Stats Sheet?"

"Baffle Them With Bullsh1t"


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Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Gone with the Wind


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Post: # 702567Post vacuous space »

How about...

'I'm gone, move on.'


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Re: Book title suggestions...

Post: # 702614Post loris »

WayneJudson42 wrote:
"Farting At Thunder: How I Failed To Smell The Winds Of Change"
Nah that title's gone............ Barks4eva used it for his autobiography.

Sad to say I saw it on the remainder stall at a second hand book shop, along with all those rejects on a par with the Barks4eva tome, viz., Latham Dairies, Costello Memoirs and the Keating book of blasphemy. :(


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Post: # 702639Post WayneJudson42 »

vacuous space wrote:How about...

'I'm gone, move on.'
HHmmm..

How about...

"I'm Gone, But I Can't Move On"?

Good to see that everyone can see the funny side of life.

ANother one I'm considering is "The Art of Bullshyte", but I might keep that for my next book.


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Post: # 702760Post rogerwa »

top seller....2 flags in 10 yrs

times running out..we are down to 2 flags in 5 yrs

to be found in the comedy section of all good book stores..i want 2 mill for 2 flags


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