IF AFL teams were meals what would they be?

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IF AFL teams were meals what would they be?

Post: # 852748Post Gilbo1on1 »

The Gold Coast 'Cafe Salads' -- A few bits of stale bread, some young bacon and a bit of dressing. Special! but just a salad.


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Post: # 852751Post Gilbo1on1 »

The Collingwood 'Maggot Pies' -- The kind you get at the MCG with all those bits of gristle and fat and that you know are no good for you.


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Post: # 852762Post Gilbo1on1 »

The Carlton 'Mudcakes' -- Sticky, unpleasant to touch but with shavings that you can break off and enjoy dominating.


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Post: # 852766Post undecided »

Freo - poo - because there s***.


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undecided wrote:Freo - poo - because there s***.
Do u eat that?


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Post: # 852829Post HSVKing »

Batnoe wrote:
undecided wrote:Freo - poo - because there s***.
Do u eat that?
"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"

"You eat s*** for breakfast?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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HSVKing wrote:
Batnoe wrote:
undecided wrote:Freo - poo - because there s***.
Do u eat that?
"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"

"You eat s*** for breakfast?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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crows ; gentlemens relish, guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth!


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Post: # 852845Post minneapolis »

Saints - ANZAC Biscuits.


Hard. Tough. Difficult to break. But a really great product and satisfying for a long time.


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Post: # 852846Post minneapolis »

Collingwood - Oysters.

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St Kilda - meat and potatoes.


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st kilda - a fine chicken parma

adelaide - sausage in bread

fremantle - stale packed lunch


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Carlton - A plate of Cabbage


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Collingwood would have to be Macca's - lots of advertising but no real substance (and rots your teeth).

Gold Coast is liver and onions - someone who's is dining on caviar insists that it's very good for you, but it is most unpalatable.

Port Adelaide is a Pie Floater - looks like crap, and is only liked by those born to it.

Sydney Swans is the new vegemite - not as good as the old version but you know that someone thought it was a good idea to pump a crapload of money into it.

West Coast is Chinese take-away, appears OK on the surface, but is actually loaded with chemicals.

Saints are a fine steak dinner. Prepared expertly, nicely balanced with some fresh vegetables, satisfying and done to perfection.

Geelong are the pet food poor pensioners eat - will sustain you, but humiliating to admit to.


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[quote="True Believer"]

Saints are a fine steak dinner. Prepared expertly, nicely balanced with some fresh vegetables, satisfying and done to perfection.
quote]

Exactly, and its perfect as a whole, and every individual player (oops, I mean ingredient :oops: ) is YUMMY! :wink:


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St Kilda = New Years Eve Banquet. Good on its own, but fails to fulfill expectations and leaves you wanting something a little more special the next year.


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