Players, teams and Journo's nics

[The Peanut]

Can you help?
I have decided I had better update the WoM player nics list as it is well out of date and I could use a little help.
This is how is currently stands:
Saints Players Nics
Cain Ackland: Acka, Sugar
Stephen Baker: Bakes, Jam Tin, The candle stick maker, The Glove
Luke Ball: Bally, Bag, Worm, Cuddles Boy
Jason Blake: Blakey, Space Cadet, Joe, Neil (Armstrong)
Barry Brooks: stupid, Brooksy, Kingy (King Island)
Raphael Clarke: Raph, Box, Canyon, R rated,
Xavier Clarke: X, X man, Shorty (family nick name), X factor, X files
Nick Dal Santo: NDS, Dal, Matrix, Neo, Rooey, chisel chin (players), the lama, The showbag (players), Pup
Matthew Ferguson: Massey, Fergy
Aaron Fiora: Donkey, fe fi fo, Fiona, Tripod, Fizzer
Leigh Fisher: Fish, The Fish, Leigh-Dog
Sam Fisher: Fish 2, Chippa, Chips, Chipper
Fraser Gehrig: Mullet (old), Snake or Carpet Snake (3MMM) Big G, G Train, G
Brendon Goddard: BJ, Gargomell (players), the vulture (players), saucepot (players), bloodnut (players)
Jason Gram: Killa, Grammy, Humphrey (players), Crackers, Killer, G-Tram, 21-Gram (from rex hunt), Ric's boy, Killa Gram
Brent Guerra: Little G, Goo, George Costanza (players), Molly Meldrum (players)
James Gwilt: Wazza, Gilbert, Fro, The Fro, Fuz, J-Lo, Don King, Warren(csi), Doona, Jimmy
Aaron Hamill: Hammer, Sammy
Robert Harvey: Banger, Harves, The disciple, Rolls Royce, God, Old Man River
Lenny Hayes: Lenny, Len-dog, Disco
Max Hudghton: Max, Maxie, Maxfactor, Hudgy
Austinn Jones: Aussie, keg-on-legs (players), Warren the wombat (players)
Justin Koschitzke: Kosi, Kos, Mud Dog (players)
Matt Maguire: Goose, Matty
Eddy McDonnell: Boofhead
Mark Mcgough: Stumpy, MCG, Possum, Google, Bug eyes, hoof boy, shetland pony
Andrew McQualter: Mini, Grimfang, Grim, Porno
Steven Milne: Yapper, Milny, Fourty Four
Leigh Montagna: Monty, Joey
Alan Murray: Muzza, Budge, The River
Justin Peckett: Frankie, Wispy Peckett (players), Monty Burns (players), Satellite
Luke Penny: Slotty, Coin, Coiny, Slotter
Dylan Pfitzner: Fizz
Stephen Powell: Powelly, Treadmill, Asafa
Nick Riewoldt: Snowey, Roo, Rooey, Whitey(opposition), the alpaca (players), Mr AFL
Michael Rix: Barks Boy, The Templar, The hulk, Shinboner
Troy Schwarz: Schwatta, TS40, Wool, The Wool, the slinky (players), pinhead (players), the general (players), shampoo (players)
Nick Stone: Stoney
Andrew Thompson: Thommo, Mini (Friends)
Brett Voss: V2
Fergus Watts: Junior

The Teams
Adelaide: fruit loops, fruit tingles, lice,
West Coast: weagles, wee girls, wet toast, egirls, the slime (freo supporters)
Collingwood: the filth, the Eddies, collingfilth
Western Bulldogs: doggies, scraggers, bullfrogs
Melbourne: the chardenay's, shemons, buller boys, champagne set
Sydney: shitney, swines, swanes,
St Kilda: aints,
Port Adelaide: smurfs,
Fremantle: shockers, frockers, scabs
Richmond: tiggers, toothless, the cowards
Geelong: handbaggers, hillbillies, the Pussys, girlong, the window winders,
Hawthorn: dorks, jeffs boys,
Brisbane: brians, gorillas
Kangaroos: shinboners, homeless, vagrants, kanga's, north canberra,
Carlton: blue beggars, brown baggers, carltoon, carlscum, the beggers
Essendon: bummers, essenscum, windy dills, leperland, essendumb, the martians, essendung

Jouralists and Media
Patrick Smith: Fatpryck
Mike Sheahan: She Hen
Caroline Wilson: Caro
Eddie Maguire: Fast Eddy, Mr Ed[

[matrix]

Nick Dal Santo: NDS, Dal, Matrix,

[saintm]

When the Saints players are talking to Aaron Hamill on Triple M the majority seem to refer to him as "Sticks". No idea what it relates to but is used frequently.

[Snakeman66]

When the Saints players are talking to Aaron Hamill on Triple M the majority seem to refer to him as "Sticks". No idea what it relates to but is used frequently.

Wore no. 4 after him at Carlscum??????

[markinUSA]

Matt McGuire - the umpire mistakenly called him "Moose" and some on here have said the same thing subsequently. (Not sure it's a common nickname for him, however).

[Mr Magic]

Mark Doran - Max
Craig Hutchinson - Hutchy the Tosser
Dwayne Russell - DwaynePipe
Gerard Healy - Gerald
Bruce Eva - Beaver
Kevin Bartlett - Hungry
David Schwarz - Ox

[bigmicka]

Clint Jones - Brownlow

mic

[brown-coat]

Raph Clarke - Get off the field

[Solar]

for a start half of those players don't play for us anymore

but how about

M.Gardiner - underbelly

[gooner]

M.Gardiner = Bez (of the Happy Mondays)

Cos he looks like him, not for his other shenanigans



Michael Gardiner at the Weagles premiership celebrations.

[The Peanut]

Thanks to those who posted ... and to browncoat "...baaaa means noooo".

Here is a list of the players missing above but I am sure there are some nics that are different to mine that are starting to stick:

2 Steven King - Kingy
5 Ben McEvoy - Macca
13 A Schneider - Schneids
15 Michael Gardiner - Gardi
19 Sam Gilbert - Gilbo
20 David Armitage - Armo
22 Shane Birss - Birrsy
24 S Dempster
28 C Gardiner - Charlie
30 Brad Howard
34 Jack Steven - Jack
36 Jarryd Allen
37 Eljay Connors - LJ
38 Clinton Jones - CJ
39 Luke van Rheenen -
40 Robert Eddy
41 Glenn Chivers
42 Jarryn Geary
43 Jayden Attard
45 Luke Miles

[Mr Magic]

Don't forget Gernghis Khan, Peanut

[The Peanut]

Don't forget Gernghis Khan, Peanut

Khan Haretuku = Gernghis

[midas_touch]

Caroline Wilson: Caro
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Also known as USC.

[8bloggs]

I like "Steak knives" for Charlie as he was an "add-on" for the deal with King

[CeilidhSaint]

I tend to make up my own and don't really care if no one gets them, some are known players one's though:
Gilbert - Grapey!
Gardiner - Moose
Allen - Woody
Attard - Re
Birss - Emu
Blake - Blakey I'll get you!
Chiers - Regal
Connors - Hooker
C. Gardiner - The Chuck Wagon
Geary - On the
Gram - Stripper
Howard - Little John
Jones - Little Barks
King - author
McQualter - McQ
Montagna - Tally Ho Monty!
Jack - Hammer

[gooner]

Blake - Blakey I'll get you!

Quality!

[n1ck]

Hawthorn: The Mayblooms, The Mustards

[saintbrat]

Ben McEvoy- Big Ben or Big Mac

[esaint66]

Most original nickname going around not

X. clarke - xbox
A. McQualter - cooper or coops i.e mini cooper (sort of a spin on a spin)
J. Gram - Lester (may be his middle name but really works when i yell i out, seems to have caught on a bit.)

[i_luv_nick_riewoldt]

yea grammys middle name is lester!

[perfectionist]

All of which just goes to show, call players by their actual names and forget this crap about nicknames.

[plugger66]

All of which just goes to show, call players by their actual names and forget this crap about nicknames.

What does that actually mean.

[perfectionist]

Have you ever studied English?

[plugger66]

Have you ever studied English?

Not very wel but you have completely lost me.