Training Report Banter

[Vortex]

If humorous banter about training reports is your thing then this is the thread for you.

Posters who identify as humorous humans are encouraged to engage with this thread however this thread is also about equity and diversity so this thread will also be tolerant of non humorous humans.

I'll kick things off with a joke:

How many Ross Lyon's does it take to kick a goal?

Teffers you know the answer so let other have a go.

[saynta]

Funny you are not.

[longtimesaint]

Can we have a dedicated thread for all Vortex posts so that all supporters of the Saints can once again enjoy the forum.

[Vortex]

Can we have a dedicated thread for all Vortex posts so that all supporters of the Saints can once again enjoy the forum.

Welcome, you have come to the right place for rehabilitation then my friend, this thread is offering free humour conversion therapy (without electrocution) for anyone wanting salvation from a life without humour. This is a pre season offer only so get in quick before R1 starts as spots will fill up fast.

[saint6709]

Good thread - if it keeps the cr#p off the training reports thread and leaves the training reports thread to training reports

[Vortex]

Good thread - if it keeps the cr#p off the training reports thread and leaves the training reports thread to training reports

Totally, I have suggested to the mods they should lock the training report thread and only allow fans to post on training sessions after completing an accredited course on fan training observation skills. The course moduls include:

-How to assume game plan tactics
-How to properly observe intensity of training
-How to spot joke telling by players and coaches ( I'm running this module)
-how to observe spatial distance between coaches
-how to count to 3 (Teffers will be running this module)

Upon successful completion of the course you will be able to submit official training reports to the training reports thread with confidence and students who pass with honours can also become moderators of the training reports thread.

[st.byron]

Locked