Mick Whingeing Again

[minneapolis]

Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.

The headline from the Herald-Sun:

Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton

Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.

[groupie1]

Mick Malthouse = First class <edited by mods>

<1 week ban for circumventing the swear filter with a completely inappropriate term>

[wally]

Pity poor old Micky couldn’t work that out before he took a job there

[ausfatcat]

Pity poor old Micky couldn’t work that out before he took a job there

He did a interview for sacked where talks about all the stuff as well which would be a couple of years old now.

[Bowey Boy]

Saints traitor.

[Wayne42]

Mick can't handle the fact he is now irrelevant.

[Trev from the Bush]

I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.

[saynta]

I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.

Me too. A first for me.

[saynta]

Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.

The headline from the Herald-Sun:

Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton

Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.

Check your in box.

[B.M]

1 week ban

Should only be banned if it weren’t true

[1965 Saint]

Mick Malthouse = First class <edited by mods>

<1 week ban for circumventing the swear filter with a completely inappropriate term>

Let me guess!!!

Tourist: Good morning

Secretary: Oh good morning, Do you want to come upstairs?

Tourist: What?

Secretary: Do you want to come upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Tourist: Er.......to arrange a holiday

Secretary: Oh sorry

Tourist: What's all this about going upstairs?

Secretary: Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going?

Tourist: India

Secretary: Ah one of our adventure holidays

Tourist: Yes

Secretary: Well you'd better speaker to Mr. Bounder about that. (Calls out to Mr. Bounder) Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland

(walks over to Mr. Bounder's desk)

Bounder: Ah good morning. I'm Bounder of Adventure

Tourist: My name is Smoke-too-much

Bounder: Well you'd better cut down a little then

Tourist: What?

Bounder: You'd better cut down a little then

Tourist: Oh I see! Cut down a little then.....

Bounder: Yes...I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time?

Tourist: No, no actually it never struck me before. Smoke...to...much....(laughs)

Bounder: Anyway you're interested in one of our adventure holidays?

Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement

Bounder: The what?

Tourist: The bolour supplement

Bounder: The color supplement?

Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'

Bounder: C?

Tourist: Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a bat

Bounder: A cat?

Tourist: No a bat

Bounder: Can you say the letter 'K'

Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford

Bounder: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'

Tourist: what you mean.....spell bolour with a K

Bounder: Yes

Tourist: Kolour. Oh that's very good, I never thought of that what a silly bunt

Bounder: Anyway about the holiday

Tourist: Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me

Bounder: Ah good

Tourist: Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."

Bounder: (agreeing patiently) Yes absolutely, yes I quite agree...

Tourist: And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Continentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

Bounder: (beginning to get fed up) Yes, yes now......

Tourist: And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local color and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, torremolinos" and complaining about the food - "It's so greasy isn't it?" - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres.

Bounder: Will you be quiet please

Tourist: And sending tinted postcards of places they don't realize they haven't even visited to "All at number 22, weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'X'.

Bounder: Shut up

Tourist: Food very greasy but we've found a charming little local place hidden away in the back streets

Bounder: Shut up!

Tourist: where they serve Watney's Red Barrel and cheese and onion.......

Bounder: Shut up your bloody gob....

Tourist: crisps and the accordionist plays 'Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner'." And spending four days on the tarmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried BEA-type sandwiches and you can't even get a drink of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England and the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty and there's nowhere to sleep and the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ash-trays and they keep telling you it'll only be another hour although your plane is still in Iceland and has to take some Swedes to Yugoslavia before it can load you up at 3 a.m. in the bloody morning and you sit on the tarmac till six because of "unforeseen difficulties", i.e. the permanent strike of Air Traffic Control in Paris - and nobody can go to the lavatory until you take off at 8, and when you get to Malaga airport everybody's swallowing "enterovioform" and queuing for the toilets and queuing for the armed customs officers, and queuing for the bloody bus that isn't there to take you to the hotel that hasn't yet been finished. And when you finally get to the half-built Algerian ruin called the Hotel del Sol by paying half your holiday money to a licensed bandit in a taxi you find there's no water in the pool, there's no water in the taps, there's no water in the bog and there's only a bleeding lizard in the bidet. And half the rooms are double booked and you can't sleep anyway because of the permanent twenty-four-hour drilling of the foundations of the hotel next door - and you're plagued by appalling apprentice chemists from Ealing pretending to be hippies, and middle-class stockbrokers' wives busily buying identical holiday villas in suburban development plots just like Esher, in case the Labour government gets in again, and fat American matrons with sloppy-buttocks and Hawaiian-patterned ski pants looking for any mulatto male who can keep it up long enough when they finally let it all flop out. And the Spanish Tourist Board promises you that the raging cholera epidemic is merely a case of mild Spanish tummy, like the previous outbreak of Spanish tummy in 1660 which killed half London and decimated Europe - and meanwhile the bloody Guardia are busy arresting sixteen-year-olds for kissing in the streets and shooting anyone under nineteen who doesn't like Franco. And then on the last day in the airport lounge everyone's comparing sunburns, drinking Nasty Spumante, buying cartons of duty free "cigarillos" and using up their last pesetas on horrid dolls in Spanish National costume and awful straw donkeys and bullfight posters with your name on "Ordoney, El Cordobes and Brian Pules of Norwich" and 3-D pictures of the Pope and Kennedy and Franco, and everybody's talking about coming again next year and you swear you never will although there you are tumbling bleary-eyed out of a tourist-tight antique Iberian airplane...

[sendmehomehappy]

hahaha....more whingeing, please.

[shanegrambeau]

Saints traitor.

Why was he a Saints traitor?

Didn’t Jeansy tell him, ‘Don’t expect a game every week’?

I always thought that AJ told him he wasn’t a sure pick and that is why he left.

[Saintly66]

Saints traitor.

Why was he a Saints traitor?

Didn’t Jeansy tell him, ‘Don’t expect a game every week’?

I always thought that AJ told him he wasn’t a sure pick and that is why he left.

Yep you’re exactly right.

[minneapolis]

Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.

The headline from the Herald-Sun:

Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton

Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.

Check your in box.

Thanks Saynta. I was really itching to read it.

[minneapolis]

I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.

He is still covering his arse though I reckon. All football clubs have internal stories like that. Look at Hawthorn.