WHAZ UP

[SAINT-LEE]

Putting aside my disdain for Richos coaching and the overall poor player development....HOW many remaining games can we win?
I predict the rest of the season and you will be smitten by my pizzaz. But wait...there's more, I predict the 2020 coaching paradigm shift, NAB draft, Player trades and even the size of my wife's ass after she finishes eating 63 cartons of Tim Tams....put it down Rhonda.
Get out your year 9 cricket box, strap in, it's going to get rough.


Round 15 vs Richmond
Due to recent poor play, the Linton St lads will lift, tittilating the faithful few before the Tigers win by 8 points.

Round 16 vs North
Increased tackles, better skills, weak opponent will provide our 7th win By 19.

Round 17 vs Geelong
Punits are shocked by the Saints charge out of the gates but as the game rolls along the Cats scratch our eyeholes out and we lose by 37.

Round 18 vs Bulldogs
Fairly level player skills means a low scoring contest with a see sawing score line until the Saints win by 12.


Round 19 vs Melbourne
Hibberd, Lever and Neville all back and they fire, it's close but we lose by 5.

Round 20 vs Adelaide
The Crows are too good and slowly peck our hope raw...Saints lose by 28.

Round 21 vs Fremantle
Lyons lads are too damn devious....Freo by 21

Round 22 vs Carlton
The Blues are singing as they lose by 7.

Round 23 vs Sydney
It's a torrid trial in the Sydney rains and Saints lose a heartbreaker by 2.

Season Finish: 9 wins, 13 losses

NAB DRAFT ( not by pick # but target #)
This draft seems to lack the excitement machines but is very deep in talent and teams can grab 200 gamers at pick #60

Position Target:
#1 Defender
WE WILL TRADE PICKS TO GRAB AS OUR FIRST SELECTION
Brodie Kemp is an intercept marking machine across half-back. He reads the ball in flight as well as any in the pool and takes aerial and one-on-one marks.

Charlie Dean
Key position player able to play forward or back. As a key defender, Dean holds his own one-on-one and takes intercept marks. When use as a key forward, he provides a reliable marking target and hits the scoreboard.


#2 Midfielder
Possible No.1 pick Noah Anderson's father Dean played 67 games for the Saints (and is now a St Kilda board member) he is a tall and dangerous midfielder with an elite running base and has already starred for the Oakleigh Chargers at under-18 level.

#3 Ruck
DREAMING:
NIC BRIAN VIC METRO
Selected:
LUKE JACKSON WA ( will cost us draft picks to grab him)

#4 Small forward
Tyson Milne ( just cuz of daddio... loving me some dirty rat ball, goal sneaking fiend)



Player Trade/Sign

Stephen Coniglio...dream turns to nightmare as he resigns with GWS

Adam Tomlinson....we chase, he alludes

Jack Martin....out of contract and we snare a decent player.

Todd Goldstein...follows Scott to the Saints, Longer is cut loose, Pierce survives.

Zac Jones...chooses Morrabbin as home

Jack S....leaves for Geelong yielding a 2nd round pick we use to snag Noah Anderson.

COACH / STAFF CHANGES
Alan Richardson - Fired, let go, axed ,workforce imbalance correction opportunity, binned, discharged, kicked to curb, dismissed, laid-off, pink-slipped, booted, sh1tcanned, terminated, involuntary separation, pleasing personnel surplus reduction, reshuffled, streamlined exit, decruited, cut loose, bounced, heave ho, 86'd.

Head Coach Replacement:
I want...Clarkson or Beveridge but the no balls approach applied without lube...
We get:
Brad Scott

New additions to coaching team:
Jarryd Roughead

Actually that went down smoothly.

[saintsRrising]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

[saintsRrising]

Isn't Bevo already contracted for 2020?

[satchmo]

Seven things right.

[SAINT-LEE]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

Jack S to Geelong yields 2nd rounder

[SAINT-LEE]

Isn't Bevo already contracted for 2020?

Definitely so is Clarkson but if they want out they can leave, like any coach, it's really only players bound to team contracts.

[chook23]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

Jack S to Geelong yields 2nd rounder

and you think 2nd rounder will get Anderson.......

he will go top 5

[SAINT-LEE]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

Jack S to Geelong yields 2nd rounder

and you think 2nd rounder will get Anderson.......

he will go top 5

I know that's why when I had this incredible insight, this psychic revelation, I was baffled and thrilled.

[chook23]

delete the thread mods............

[WellardSaint]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

Jack S to Geelong yields 2nd rounder

and you think 2nd rounder will get Anderson.......

he will go top 5

I know that's why when I had this incredible insight, this psychic revelation, I was baffled and thrilled.

This has to be the thread of the year, surely

Even in my blackest of black despair
(No, I'm not racist!) this has me rolling on the floor

[spert]

I want the Saints to win every match, but I think we will go down by 200 points to Geelong.

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

We should draft a key back with our 1st pick.

[CarlD]

We should draft a key back with our 1st pick.

Sorry Ted, we already used that pick on Draper. Dodoro wouldn't settle for anything else.

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

We should draft a key back with our 1st pick.

Sorry Ted, we already used that pick on Draper. Dodoro wouldn't settle for anything else.

Draper is worth a 1st rounder. Lets hand it over to get Laverde also. We can then recruit a key back with our next pick.

[saintsRrising]

Where oh where do get all the draft picks to trade?

We do not have a second rounder this year.

Jack S to Geelong yields 2nd rounder

What pick 36 or so?