Saints front runners for Jack s***

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Saints front runners for Jack s***

Post: # 1736092Post Junior »

Whispers and word about town is that we are front runners to obtain Jack s***.

Fits are need for more Jacks on our list.

For those of you unfamiliar with Jack s***, he is a half back flanker who may by the twelve year of his career progress to a part time onballer.

Comes from a great family, his mum bakes the best scones with home made jam and cream.

In all seriousness surely given our performance this year, Jack s*** is what we will be anle to attract.


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Re: Saints front runners for Jack s***

Post: # 1736094Post IluvHarvey »

Not another Jack!


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Junior wrote: Thu 14 Jun 2018 11:19pm Whispers and word about town is that we are front runners to obtain Jack s***.

Fits are need for more Jacks on our list.

For those of you unfamiliar with Jack s***, he is a half back flanker who may by the twelve year of his career progress to a part time onballer.

Comes from a great family, his mum bakes the best scones with home made jam and cream.

In all seriousness surely given our performance this year, Jack s*** is what we will be anle to attract.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: GOLD!


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Junior wrote: Thu 14 Jun 2018 11:19pm Whispers and word about town is that we are front runners to obtain Jack s***.

Fits are need for more Jacks on our list.

For those of you unfamiliar with Jack s***, he is a half back flanker who may by the twelve year of his career progress to a part time onballer.

Comes from a great family, his mum bakes the best scones with home made jam and cream.

In all seriousness surely given our performance this year, Jack s*** is what we will be anle to attract.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: GOLD!


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Re: Saints front runners for Jack s***

Post: # 1736103Post Con Gorozidis »

I don't wish to divulge my sources.
But trust me they are very close indeed to people in high places..... think the international space station or a Buddhist monastery in Tibet. I'm talking very high...

These sources have given me a little tweet tweet tweet in the ear......

The birdies (think large birds of prey) in high places are doing some very big property deals. I mean big. They are also running a very large mobile gelato franchise and several trampoline venues in Melbourne's established leafy suburbs...
If I say anymore I might give them up..

The mail is Jack s*** has a keen interest in business...

Stars might align....

If you get my drift....
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Re: Saints front runners for Jack s***

Post: # 1736106Post fugazi »

IluvHarvey wrote: Thu 14 Jun 2018 11:21pm Not another Jack!
Certainly fits the profile


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Post: # 1736163Post stevie »

Then we can sign his good mate for 2020 and stick him on the other flank - Jack Off

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Re: Saints front runners for Jack s***

Post: # 1736173Post degruch »

In the box seat? We already have Jack S**t! What are the chances!?!


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