Round 5 Rhyming Report
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Round 5 Rhyming Report
We showed some ticker but it was a shame
When run was needed we pulled up lame
Lesson learnt to be in the finals frame
Is to play 4 quarters each and every game
When run was needed we pulled up lame
Lesson learnt to be in the finals frame
Is to play 4 quarters each and every game
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Can't argue with that verse.
Curb your enthusiasm - you’re a St.Kilda supporter!!
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
we got shat
upon, by a cat.
upon, by a cat.
"The starting point of all achievement is desire. "
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
When the Club went searching for "The Man',
Richo sold them his Master Plan-
he had a blueprint for fame and glory
But it's painfully obvious, it's the same old story
Richo sold them his Master Plan-
he had a blueprint for fame and glory
But it's painfully obvious, it's the same old story
A real Sainter will pledge allegiance to the ❤ and despise the Pies, the Blues, and the Injectors.
Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Looking good for almost three quarters
Then our brave sons played more like daughters.
Duckhead and Danger were tagged by too few
And the big p###tah Hawkins bobs up with two.
Then our brave sons played more like daughters.
Duckhead and Danger were tagged by too few
And the big p###tah Hawkins bobs up with two.
The rest of Australia can wander mask-free, socialise, eat out, no curfews, no zoning, no police rings of steel, no illogical inconsistent rules.
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
nothing to say
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
The pussies licked us
And we'll never get better
Unless we start ducking
To the law of the letter.
And we'll never get better
Unless we start ducking
To the law of the letter.
I started with nothing and I've got most of it left!
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
it's 'bumpselizabethr wrote:Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
On here'
"The starting point of all achievement is desire. "
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Grow some balls
Look ok re talls
Don't take offence
At slow lumbering defense
In the middle it's a riddle
Until Armo gets groin back I shorts
Hawkw will enjoy his absence at Uni Stadium
Hit the bastards with some psycho radium
Look ok re talls
Don't take offence
At slow lumbering defense
In the middle it's a riddle
Until Armo gets groin back I shorts
Hawkw will enjoy his absence at Uni Stadium
Hit the bastards with some psycho radium
nothing to say
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
For three quarters we beat the Cats at their game;
Put it all on the line, in that there's no shame;
The fans were expecting some fight, but alas;
When it was there to be won, we ran out of gas!
Not complete failure. Nearly a pass;
My sneaking suspicion ... we need more class.
Put it all on the line, in that there's no shame;
The fans were expecting some fight, but alas;
When it was there to be won, we ran out of gas!
Not complete failure. Nearly a pass;
My sneaking suspicion ... we need more class.
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Great poem bigcarl, got rhythm and beat
Come back next week, we want a repeat
Well done all Saints that share a rhyme
We talk it up and have a good time
Come back next week, we want a repeat
Well done all Saints that share a rhyme
We talk it up and have a good time
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Our coach gave Duckwood too much space
He and Danger owned the place
Our famous midfield - MIA
It's not the way the Saints should play
He and Danger owned the place
Our famous midfield - MIA
It's not the way the Saints should play
A real Sainter will pledge allegiance to the ❤ and despise the Pies, the Blues, and the Injectors.
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
After the game
I was a grump
Fortunes can change
With just one 'soft bump'
I was a grump
Fortunes can change
With just one 'soft bump'
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The cat with the hat
On us it did shat
I do not like that cat that does shat
I do not like that cat with the hat.
On us it did shat
I do not like that cat that does shat
I do not like that cat with the hat.
I started with nothing and I've got most of it left!
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
very clever white dr seussWhite Winmar wrote:The cat with the hat
On us it did shat
I do not like that cat that does shat
I do not like that cat with the hat.
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Nice.elizabethr wrote:Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
Its even Stevens for a Long four quarters
The Battle is on for a Maverick slaughter
The Marshall is in town for Longer than you know
While the Billings method is a Savage blow
The Battle is on for a Maverick slaughter
The Marshall is in town for Longer than you know
While the Billings method is a Savage blow
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
... where are you Rhyming Saint?
The rest of Australia can wander mask-free, socialise, eat out, no curfews, no zoning, no police rings of steel, no illogical inconsistent rules.
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
The moment the game was declared over
The Rhyming Saint planned his hangover
He cracked a few tinnies like most of us
Now he's in the loo, driving the white porcelain bus.
But fear not, brave Saints
The Bard shall return
And with his assistance,
The Giants will burn.
He'll upset those clowns with his rapier wit
And the bastard love-children will all turn to s***
The Rhyming Saint planned his hangover
He cracked a few tinnies like most of us
Now he's in the loo, driving the white porcelain bus.
But fear not, brave Saints
The Bard shall return
And with his assistance,
The Giants will burn.
He'll upset those clowns with his rapier wit
And the bastard love-children will all turn to s***
A real Sainter will pledge allegiance to the ❤ and despise the Pies, the Blues, and the Injectors.
Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
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Re: Round 5 Rhyming Report
For once we made the horrible Hawks
Look like a bunch of clueless dorks
As attractive as some hungover Orks
For Clarko there will be questions that are very awks.
Look like a bunch of clueless dorks
As attractive as some hungover Orks
For Clarko there will be questions that are very awks.
I started with nothing and I've got most of it left!