christmas day bagging

[asaint]

Will.have to endure my partners family who r all C' wood & hawks, bagging the saints tomorrow. Any advice on comebacks to help me through the day would b much appteciated. I am oddly proud of being a saints supporter,just not sure how best to explain it without being ridiculed.

[Jacks Back]

You can respond to some taunt or other with "That's what she said".

[Dr Spaceman]

Surely one of them barracks for the Bombers

[satchmo]

Remind them that ASADA have just about finished with the bombers and will be moving on to the other clubs mentioned in the ACC report.

[Sobraz]

Go the Brownlow angle..

We have more Brownlow medalists than both those clubs, and hence have actually had more champions although many less premierships..

In that, argue that it's likely a 'best ever' Saints team would beat either of their best ever sides..

[ozrulestrace]

Remind them that ASADA have just about finished with the bombers and will be moving on to the other clubs mentioned in the ACC report.

I like that one and can you chuck in elevated growth hormone levels at Westpac?

[saintsRrising]

Will.have to endure my partners family who r all C' wood & hawks, bagging the saints tomorrow. Any advice on comebacks to help me through the day would b much appteciated. I am oddly proud of being a saints supporter,just not sure how best to explain it without being ridiculed.

If football comes up:

Deflect to the cheating EFC and Hird. Ask when infraction notices are coming out.

If the persist on getting back to the Saints....then ask them if they think Richo will be better that the disastrous SW...and whether they think Malthouse made SW into a meglomaniac.

Or ask if they have they heard about how a new documentary is coming out on Nicky Winmar and the moment in history at Vic park that was the catalyst for turning racism around in the AFL/VFL.

[magnifisaint]

Who gives a s*** about football or any other sport on Christmas Day!

[stevie]

Hire a dwarf to come to the house, set fire to him under the table near their seats.

[tweedaletomanning]

Hire a dwarf to come to the house, set fire to him under the table near their seats.

"GOLD"

[Solar]

My usual response is it's soft to support one of the big sides. How good damn boring!!! Grow some balls and come support the saints. It will destroy your soul but most "great" things usually do!!

[markp]

The first time someone tries to have a crack just close your eyes, clench your fists, if you're at the table pound it hard, and scream "f*** off!!!", then remain perfectly motionless for a good ten seconds... open your eyes and continue on as before like nothing happened, no one should mention the Saints again all day.

[skeptic]

The first time some

one tries to have a crack just close your eyes, clench your fists, if you're at the table pound it hard, and scream "f*** off!!!", then remain perfectly motionless for a good ten seconds... open your eyes and continue on as before like nothing happened, no one should mention the Saints again all day.

lol, might get u an assessment from the Cat team too

[saintspremiers]

Who gives a s*** about football or any other sport on Christmas Day!

Arabs, Jews, non believers and those that are too pissed to care about Xmas.

So basically I've covered everyone.

[saintsRrising]

Who gives a s*** about football or any other sport on Christmas Day!

Well no after lunch backyard cricket for you then.....

[saintbrat]

water pistols at ten paces........

too late to buy them copies of ' Black and Proud' to make them feel so good about the behaviour of Pies supporters at Victoria park

[asaint]

The first time someone tries to have a crack just close your eyes, clench your fists, if you're at the table pound it hard, and scream "f*** off!!!", then remain perfectly motionless for a good ten seconds... open your eyes and continue on as before like nothing happened, no one should mention the Saints again all day.

We have a winner.Thnx so much.Gotta go practise...

[stinger]

Will.have to endure my partners family who r all C' wood & hawks, bagging the saints tomorrow. Any advice on comebacks to help me through the day would b much appteciated. I am oddly proud of being a saints supporter,just not sure how best to explain it without being ridiculed.

well...you can refer them to the test results following their flag win over us in 2010.....all tested positive to hightened levels of testosterone..fat "ed probably paid off the testors and asada.....cheated us out of a flag they did.....

[joffaboy]

Tell them all to <redacted> off and kick the filth supporter in the balls.

[fingers]

Simple...."I slept with your mother"

[satchmo]

Simple...."I slept with your mother"

Doesn't work if it's your brother.

[Con Gorozidis]

If it is oldies just say - 'look we all know im banging your daughter/son'.

If its brothers/sisters then tell em to F*** off because they probably only started going for the hawks in the 80s. Like all the Melburnians who reckon they go for liverpool.

Bandwagoners.

[Eastern]

Tell them all to <redacted> off and kick the filth supporter in the balls.

What if the filth supporter is his/her Mother-In-Law? !!

[oh when the]

make sure you give them crap presents

[bigred]

Tell em to get fcuked or you will stab them with a carving fork.

Usually gets the desired result.