The first game I saw involved a team named St Kilda and I was instantly taken by the show these superb athletes put on. Intrigued to find out more about this club I consulted google and discovered there was a forum especially created for like minded fans. It would be through this site that l would learn more about my new adopted sporting team.
After reading through the comments from fellow fans on the many threads on this forum I am now much more informed about the Saints.
Although there is much disagreement between members of the forum, here is a summary of some of the things I have learned:
Blake - Ordinary player past his best.
Gram - Soft player who can't kick and doesn't try.
Kosi - Mentally weak player with no agility and no awareness.
Riewoldt - Flawed champion who is past his best and can't kick goals anyway.
Goddard - Undisiplined pyscho playing out the year before heading to GWS
Milne - Lairish player who has no aerial skills and is past his best
Montagna - TV star who doesn't put in.
Armo - Can't play two good games in a row.
Gilbert - Wacko who butchers the ball.
Jones - Kicks like Gilbert.
Cripps - Soft youngster who "dogs it".
Wilkes - Apparently a potato.
Of course the team is missing McEvoy but he's aparently a big slow ruckman who can't win a hit out.
And in the wings we have:
Clarke - Long time dud who cost the club a GF.
Peake - Better suited to surfing & tweeting.
Ledger - A big headed goofball with no tank.
Markworth - A twig who'll need to spend the next 10 years in the gym
Winmar - No ability and recruited only because of his name.
Archer - Apparently worse than a potato.
Overseeing all this we have:
The President - Does nothing apart from saying "right".
The CEO - Does nothing right and should be sacked and repay his salary.
The Recruiters - Hate big people and should similarly all be sacked.
I may have missed one or two but it doesn't matter; thanks to this forum I'm pumped!
Goodnight Earthlings, and GO SAINTERS!!!!
