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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby True Believer » Fri 30 Jun 2017 10:40am

The Fireman wrote:
Joffa Burns wrote:
The Fireman wrote:Joffa to the car park please.


Won't happen Firey!!!!!!!!!
I stand a towering 180cm and I'm 55.
It would be unfair of me to meet the little guy in the carpark unless I was going to light him on fire like the saints did to the other dwarf.

Imagine me with my hand on his forehead and his little midget arms swinging trying to connect with me yelling at me in his squeaky little jockey voice.

Nah, I don't think little Titch Stonefish will want to take a hulking giant like me on in the carpark.

I'm picturing the scene in the movie ELF where the midget attacks Will Farrell.

lol, please get this on vid ;)


Copy please....... :lol:
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby loris » Fri 30 Jun 2017 2:32pm

Sainternist wrote:Stonecold's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YABX1O9e1_s


Watched the clip Sainternist.......... I could decipher the words Stone Cold Bush, that was all.

What on earth were the rest of the lyrics about? Was it something about George Bush?

Very, noisy rather musically talentless group for me. To each his own I guess :?
Why is it little skinny, scrawny men like to strut the stage half naked, showing what puny bodies they have? Mick Jagger is another one who comes to mind, whose lack of masculinity is a real turn off for me.

Reminds me of a comment Bill Hayden (former pollie & GG) made about Bob Hawke. He told the time of when he went to Hawke's home, and Hawke answered his door knock, stark bollocks naked. Hayden mused on what a scrawny little fellow Hawke was and said Hawke's penis looked like a shrivelled up prawn, and he wondered how on earth Hawke could be considered a sex symbol by women when the appendage he had to work with looked totally useless and harmless.
This tale was written up in a biography of Hayden's or it may have been Hayden's autobiography that I read. Since reading it, I find it difficult to get this imagery of Hawke's scrawny body and useless penis out of my mind when ever I see Bob Hawke.
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby satchmo » Fri 30 Jun 2017 2:59pm

Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!
*Allegedly.

Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

You can't un-fry things.


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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby RODOS » Fri 30 Jun 2017 3:00pm

satchmo wrote:Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!

hahahaha
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby Sainter_Dad » Fri 30 Jun 2017 3:05pm

satchmo wrote:Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!


Does this help?

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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby asiu » Fri 30 Jun 2017 4:09pm

hehehe

certainly didn't make it any worse !!



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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby Sainter_Dad » Fri 30 Jun 2017 6:10pm

asiu wrote:hehehe

certainly didn't make it any worse !!



krauqs eht taht gnolchs regnol a dah otaek wenk tsuj i


LOL - Keato and the Squark - coming to a Cinema near you!
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby Joffa Burns » Fri 30 Jun 2017 6:18pm

True Believer wrote:
The Fireman wrote:
Joffa Burns wrote:
The Fireman wrote:Joffa to the car park please.


Won't happen Firey!!!!!!!!!
I stand a towering 180cm and I'm 55.
It would be unfair of me to meet the little guy in the carpark unless I was going to light him on fire like the saints did to the other dwarf.

Imagine me with my hand on his forehead and his little midget arms swinging trying to connect with me yelling at me in his squeaky little jockey voice.

Nah, I don't think little Titch Stonefish will want to take a hulking giant like me on in the carpark.

I'm picturing the scene in the movie ELF where the midget attacks Will Farrell.

lol, please get this on vid ;)


Copy please....... :lol:


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Saw the little fella today and took this pic.
he says hi and that he can't wait to get back on the foum!!!!!!!!!!!
He apologizes for upsetting anyone and is looking forward to a fresh start.

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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby asiu » Fri 30 Jun 2017 6:33pm

is someone photoshopping Exclamation Marks streaming from his little fingers *
as i type and u read
if not
why not
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby WellardSaint » Fri 30 Jun 2017 6:36pm

stop replying to this thread, it's getting annoying
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby saynta » Fri 30 Jun 2017 7:38pm

WellardSaint wrote:stop replying to this thread, it's getting annoying

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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby Sainternist » Sat 01 Jul 2017 2:43am

loris wrote:
Sainternist wrote:Stonecold's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YABX1O9e1_s


Watched the clip Sainternist.......... I could decipher the words Stone Cold Bush, that was all.

What on earth were the rest of the lyrics about? Was it something about George Bush?

Very, noisy rather musically talentless group for me. To each his own I guess :?
Why is it little skinny, scrawny men like to strut the stage half naked, showing what puny bodies they have? Mick Jagger is another one who comes to mind, whose lack of masculinity is a real turn off for me.

Reminds me of a comment Bill Hayden (former pollie & GG) made about Bob Hawke. He told the time of when he went to Hawke's home, and Hawke answered his door knock, stark bollocks naked. Hayden mused on what a scrawny little fellow Hawke was and said Hawke's penis looked like a shrivelled up prawn, and he wondered how on earth Hawke could be considered a sex symbol by women when the appendage he had to work with looked totally useless and harmless.
This tale was written up in a biography of Hayden's or it may have been Hayden's autobiography that I read. Since reading it, I find it difficult to get this imagery of Hawke's scrawny body and useless penis out of my mind when ever I see Bob Hawke.


Hahaha I take it you're not a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Loris. No offense taken. I liked them years ago, but have lost interest in their music years ago now. Not sure about them being talentless. They are pretty good musicians. Their bass players was actually born in Melbourne.

I think the song might be about a sex worker who is emotionless when she has sex, thus stone cold bush. Nothing to do with George Bush. I that song may have even been released before Bush Senior became president.

That story about Bill Hayden was hilarious. Apparently Hawke was a real philanderer in his time. Perhaps he should have been a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers!
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Re: StoneCold 2 week ban

Postby Dave McNamara » Sun 02 Jul 2017 11:49pm

Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

That band's name has always struck me as being clearly ironic. :lol:
It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me! -------Who?
Dave, man. Open up ------------------------------------------ -----Dave???
Yeah, Dave. ---------------------------------------------------------Dave's not here.

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