Roberton cops one in the jewels!

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Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby Premium89 » Tue 05 Dec 2017 7:14pm

Poor old Dylan - lucky he's already got three lovely kids, or that could have been even scarier!
Hope everything's back in working order soon...

http://saints.com.au/news/2017-12-05/fr ... s-roberton

"Dylan Roberton was lucky to escape with every part of his anatomy intact after a freak incident yesterday.

A harmless game of indoor cricket after training has turned to pain for Roberton with the defender copping a blow to the groin.

In a somewhat unbelievable accident, Roberton was felled by a tennis ball, requiring a trip to hospital to repair the damage."
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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby WellardSaint » Wed 06 Dec 2017 4:03am

They reported he got 4 stitches to the bag...
Summertime just means lots of sunburn, lots of pain.
Long wait till footy season, when the pain of sunburn is replaced by the pain of missed opportunities, missed shots at goal,
mistakes under pressure...
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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby David-Lee » Wed 06 Dec 2017 7:27am

Trisket a tasket Dylans balls are in a basket . Been there hope it all goes well and he doesnt have to wear the testicle support for too long.
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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby oh when the » Wed 06 Dec 2017 7:33am

Should've gone to specsavers
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Postby asiu » Wed 06 Dec 2017 8:40am

oh when the wrote:Should've gone to specsavers


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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby degruch » Wed 06 Dec 2017 10:02am

Wicket keeper almost got more than he bargained for. Would it have been a hatrick?
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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby longtimesaint » Wed 06 Dec 2017 10:47am

If they are going to play indoor cricket you would think it would be wise to wear a protective box like the cricketers do.
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Postby BringBackMadDog » Wed 06 Dec 2017 11:28am

longtimesaint wrote:If they are going to play indoor cricket you would think it would be wise to wear a protective box like the cricketers do.

They were using a tennis ball. I don't think anyone anywhere has ever worn a protector whilst facing a tennis ball
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Re: Roberton cops one in the jewels!

Postby longtimesaint » Wed 06 Dec 2017 12:11pm

I think Robbo will wish he had.
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