The Oven Bell Sounded and Hickey Can't Wait Any Longer

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The Oven Bell Sounded and Hickey Can't Wait Any Longer

Post: # 1676446Post Sainternist »

You can stick a fork in him - Big Billy is cooked. His skills were about as clean as the Swedish Chef of the Muppets' culinary demonstrations.

At the moment this team couldn't beat an egg.

Time to get Tom Hickey back in the fold!


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Post: # 1676458Post stonecold »

Sainternist wrote:You can stick a fork in him - Big Billy is cooked. His skills were about as clean as the Swedish Chef of the Muppets' culinary demonstrations.

At the moment this team couldn't beat an egg.

Time to get Tom Hickey back in the fold!
Let him get a kick in the VFL first, then we'll look at it!!!!!

Billy wasn't great, but he wasn't in our worst, at least he bought effort, unlike many!!!!!

Has Tom knocked the door down?????

No!!!!!

But, if he does, he will get a spot, over to you and every other listed player Mr. Hickey!!!!!

Plenty of spots up for Grabs!!!!!


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Re: The Oven Bell Sounded and Hickey Can't Wait Any Longer

Post: # 1676479Post shrodes »

stonecold wrote:
Sainternist wrote:You can stick a fork in him - Big Billy is cooked. His skills were about as clean as the Swedish Chef of the Muppets' culinary demonstrations.

At the moment this team couldn't beat an egg.

Time to get Tom Hickey back in the fold!
Let him get a kick in the VFL first, then we'll look at it!!!!!

Billy wasn't great, but he wasn't in our worst, at least he bought effort, unlike many!!!!!

Has Tom knocked the door down?????

No!!!!!

But, if he does, he will get a spot, over to you and every other listed player Mr. Hickey!!!!!

Plenty of spots up for Grabs!!!!!
Sorry stoney!!!!!! But I disagree!!!!

Billy was rubbish. He is a witches hat when there isn't a ruck contest on, drops easy marks, and when he does get a possession through mark (rare) or free kick, all he does is handball 5 metres to a teammate. Not damaging enough. Our players get into trouble trying to avoid giving the ball to him, because he is a dear in headlights once he gets the ball. Raises his arms with both hands on the ball and has no idea how to dispose of it.


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Post: # 1676484Post stonecold »

Don't be sorry, Tom has to show something and knock the door down!!!!!


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stonecold wrote:Don't be sorry, Tom has to show something and knock the door down!!!!!
Hickey could run out on the ground for Sandy looking like Mr McGreg (a leg for an arm and an arm for leg) and still put on a better display than Billy's last night. Like Shrodes said: he's a witches hat!


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Sainternist wrote:
stonecold wrote:Don't be sorry, Tom has to show something and knock the door down!!!!!
Hickey could run out on the ground for Sandy looking like Mr McGreg (a leg for an arm and an arm for leg) and still put on a better display than Billy's last night. Like Shrodes said: he's a witches hat!
Well bring it then, that's all he has to do!!!!!


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Why Hickey was replaced after 4 games I do not know.. he wasn't great but he had proven himself last year.. longer has proved that he can bullock but do nothing else at this stage.
Ruckman mature later so I'm happy to wait a year or two for him but geez.. surely a ruckman can mark the ball occasionaly or maybe kick the ball..


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realdeal wrote:Why Hickey was replaced after 4 games I do not know.. he wasn't great but he had proven himself last year.. longer has proved that he can bullock but do nothing else at this stage.
Ruckman mature later so I'm happy to wait a year or two for him but geez.. surely a ruckman can mark the ball occasionaly or maybe kick the ball..
I was kicking and marking a footy in the park with mates from the age of about 8.
How come Longer is getting paid big bucks as a "professional" and still can't do what we could do as an 8 year old?

Geezus...


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Sainternist wrote:
stonecold wrote:Don't be sorry, Tom has to show something and knock the door down!!!!!
Hickey could run out on the ground for Sandy looking like Mr McGreg (a leg for an arm and an arm for leg) and still put on a better display than Billy's last night. Like Shrodes said: he's a witches hat!
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Post: # 1676553Post Bruce G McAbee »

In all honesty, if Hickey isn't ready, would it be much worse playing Holmes.


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Post: # 1676564Post Freebird »

Hickeys averages 2016
2016 St Kilda games 20 kicks 5.2 hb 8.1 disp 13.2 marks 3.0 goals 0.2 behinds 0.4 tackles 3.2 hit outs 28.7

Longer last night
last night kicks 1 hb 15 disp 16 marks 2 hitouts 33 tackles 3 af 84

Not a fan of either but Hickeys stocks rise when he's not playing - how has he been going with Sandy?


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Tom smash the door down today?????


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Post: # 1676900Post longtimesaint »

With Longer we have the poorest ruck in the league.
Tom Hickey would have to be better.


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Post: # 1676963Post magnifisaint »

I think Longer is coming good. Someone needs to tell him to kick it. Forget about handballing


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magnifisaint wrote:I think Longer is coming good. Someone needs to tell him to kick it. Forget about handballing
I think a lot of people have told him to handball - forget about kicking it


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At the very least with Hickey you can kick or handball to him - unlike Longer

We just have too many players you do not want the ball in the hands of - starting with the Captain

The facts are that you can not afford to play one player who can not be trusted as a target and not be trusted with the ball in hand

Was Longer's opponent BOG - again?

How many times is that in 50 games

There was a time I preferred both Hickey and Longer in the side so we had a consistent rucking presence - but no longer (excuse the pun!)


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At the very least with Hickey you can kick or handball to him - unlike Longer

We just have too many players you do not want the ball in the hands of - starting with the Captain

The facts are that you can not afford to play one player who can not be trusted as a target and not be trusted with the ball in hand

Was Longer's opponent BOG - again?

How many times is that in 50 games

There was a time I preferred both Hickey and Longer in the side so we had a consistent rucking presence - but no longer (excuse the pun!)


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Post: # 1676996Post magnifisaint »

If Longer is so useless how was it that he was captain of Vic Metro?


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Post: # 1676998Post stonecold »

magnifisaint wrote:If Longer is so useless how was it that he was captain of Vic Metro?

Great question, but not one the KC's on here could answer!!!!!

By the way, how'd Tom go yesterday, smashed the door down?????


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Post: # 1677011Post borderbarry »

By gee, the Hickey fans have been quiet since his VFL game. I take it he did not star then?


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Post: # 1677021Post shrodes »

borderbarry wrote:By gee, the Hickey fans have been quiet since his VFL game. I take it he did not star then?
Think it's more that no one was there. No match report from anyone on here so all we can look at are his stats, which are ordinary. It was his first week back from injury so he gets a pass.


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Post: # 1677070Post kosifantutti »

magnifisaint wrote:If Longer is so useless how was it that he was captain of Vic Metro?
He hadn't fully developed into the player he is now.


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kosifantutti wrote:
magnifisaint wrote:If Longer is so useless how was it that he was captain of Vic Metro?
He hadn't fully developed into the player he is now.
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