Round 5 Rhyming Report

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Round 5 Rhyming Report

Post: # 1663163Post The Rhyming Saints »

We showed some ticker but it was a shame
When run was needed we pulled up lame
Lesson learnt to be in the finals frame
Is to play 4 quarters each and every game


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Post: # 1663167Post Sainternist »

Can't argue with that verse.


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Post: # 1663173Post desertsaint »

we got shat
upon, by a cat.


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Post: # 1663213Post WellardSaint »

When the Club went searching for "The Man',
Richo sold them his Master Plan-
he had a blueprint for fame and glory
But it's painfully obvious, it's the same old story


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Post: # 1663257Post Enrico_Misso »

Looking good for almost three quarters
Then our brave sons played more like daughters.
Duckhead and Danger were tagged by too few
And the big p###tah Hawkins bobs up with two.


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Post: # 1663262Post elizabethr »

Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever


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Post: # 1663285Post White Winmar »

The pussies licked us
And we'll never get better
Unless we start ducking
To the law of the letter.


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Post: # 1663310Post desertsaint »

elizabethr wrote:Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
it's 'bumps
On here' :wink:


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Post: # 1663311Post elizabethr »

Grow some balls
Look ok re talls
Don't take offence
At slow lumbering defense
In the middle it's a riddle
Until Armo gets groin back I shorts

Hawkw will enjoy his absence at Uni Stadium
Hit the bastards with some psycho radium


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Post: # 1663354Post bigcarl »

For three quarters we beat the Cats at their game;
Put it all on the line, in that there's no shame;
The fans were expecting some fight, but alas;
When it was there to be won, we ran out of gas!

Not complete failure. Nearly a pass;
My sneaking suspicion ... we need more class.


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Post: # 1663683Post The Rhyming Saints »

Great poem bigcarl, got rhythm and beat
Come back next week, we want a repeat
Well done all Saints that share a rhyme
We talk it up and have a good time


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Post: # 1663684Post WellardSaint »

Our coach gave Duckwood too much space
He and Danger owned the place
Our famous midfield - MIA
It's not the way the Saints should play


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Post: # 1663685Post Griggsy »

After the game
I was a grump
Fortunes can change
With just one 'soft bump'


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Post: # 1663686Post White Winmar »

The cat with the hat
On us it did shat
I do not like that cat that does shat
I do not like that cat with the hat.


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Post: # 1663693Post mullet »

White Winmar wrote:The cat with the hat
On us it did shat
I do not like that cat that does shat
I do not like that cat with the hat.
very clever white dr seuss


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Post: # 1663767Post saynta »

elizabethr wrote:Crap as ever
Even though c***s
On here
Think they're so clever
Nice. :roll:


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Post: # 1663774Post kazonte13 »

Its even Stevens for a Long four quarters
The Battle is on for a Maverick slaughter
The Marshall is in town for Longer than you know
While the Billings method is a Savage blow


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Post: # 1665400Post Enrico_Misso »

... where are you Rhyming Saint?


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Post: # 1665458Post WellardSaint »

The moment the game was declared over
The Rhyming Saint planned his hangover

He cracked a few tinnies like most of us
Now he's in the loo, driving the white porcelain bus.

But fear not, brave Saints
The Bard shall return
And with his assistance,
The Giants will burn.

He'll upset those clowns with his rapier wit
And the bastard love-children will all turn to s***


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Post: # 1665460Post White Winmar »

For once we made the horrible Hawks
Look like a bunch of clueless dorks
As attractive as some hungover Orks
For Clarko there will be questions that are very awks.


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