RSEA park at Moorabbin ( part 2 news? pg 5)

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Post: # 1709856Post skeptic »

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago





CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB - ANNUAL REPORT ELECTRONIC VERSION

PRESIDENT'S REPORT

It is with great pleasure that I submit this edited email version of the
2003 Annual Report to the members of the Carlton Football Club.

2003 was a year of great change for the Blues. I changed the name of the
John Elliott Stand, and Denis Pagan changed his 1998 Mitsubishi for a
brand new BMW. On-field Carlton shocked the football world by avoiding the
spoon and to be honest I was pretty surprised myself. I would like to leave
all loyal members with the message that the only way is up, but given that
we finished 15th, I can't.

Ian Collins
General Manager, Telstra Dome

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After our record Round 22 thrashing at the hands of my former club I was
asked whether I regretted making the move to Carlton. As I have said
previously - NO!
The money's good and you get September off. Let's face it, a secondary
school teacher gets just $40,000 a year and I got 800 big ones and couldn't
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to next year and the CPI rise that accompanies it.

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Re: RSEA park at Moorabbin

Post: # 1709857Post sunsaint »

skeptic wrote:Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago
Some people couldnt have a chuckle if Groucho himself slammed a cream pie in their mush
And I have used Groucho as an age appropriate "grumpy ole man" reference


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There is a difference.

The Carlton job was actually funny!


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skeptic wrote:Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Jacks Back wrote:
skeptic wrote:Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago
:lol: :lol: :lol:

their. :roll:


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parkeysainter wrote:
Trev from the Bush wrote:The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.
True. I can't believe people take the time out of their daily lives to create this crap.
What, my dear Lord(s) Disdain! Are you yet living??? :shock:

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saynta wrote:
Jacks Back wrote:
shakeskeptic wrote:Meh.. it’s harmless did bite of excit'ment.

poeple receiveth th're backeth up because we’re the buttocks of the joketh.

life’s too sh'rt to beest annoy'd at stuffeth liketh this.

aft'r all, didn’t we all has't a chuckle at carlton’s expense at which hour this cameth out ov'r a decade ago
:lol: :lol: :lol:

their. :roll:
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Gershwin wrote:Hilarious.
Plus one more. :lol:

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That cracked me up too. One of the things I love about our Saints. We go 'out in style'. 8-)

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Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:


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Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

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parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
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parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

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st.byron wrote:
parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

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Trump is a loser. He should be made to apologize to those shithole countries for calling them shitholes.


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Turf needs a bit of work...


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How we ever managed to play in two consecutive grand finals playing out of that dump beggars belief.


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st.byron wrote:
parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

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Post: # 1710259Post Numpty »

Drake Huggins wrote:
st.byron wrote:
parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

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Whisper is Numpty is NQR.
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Numpty wrote:
Drake Huggins wrote:
st.byron wrote:
parkeysainter wrote:
Numpty wrote:Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! :twisted: I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks? :roll:
Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused. :roll:

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?
Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.
Whisper is Numpty is NQR.
Fake news!!! :twisted:

I just want everyone to know, folks I've just passed a very thorough cognitive test whilst playing golf with my doctor. The greatest and most thorough cognitive test ever, believe me! And to those non patriotic Mexican muslim enemies of the people fake news peddling shithole country dwelling hippies (like that Markproletariat, sunflowerseedsaint and trippingoutontulips), I am releasing this greatest and most thorough test ever, believe me!
1/Identify a rhino from an image.
I identified the image of a rhino. (Though I admit I have no idea what is riding on it's back?)
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2/ Mental calculation.
If you employ 100 Mexicans and you fire 7, how many are left for you to fire?
93.

3/ Why haven't you fired them yet?
My bathroom still needs cleaning.

4/ Recall?
The best band ever, believe me...........till their guitarist went fishing.

5/ More Recall.
Repeat the 5 words you were given earlier.
Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe, hubris, covfefe.

6/ More recall
What day is it?
Today.

7/ Religion.
What is your religious affliation?
St Kilda footy club. The greatest footy club ever! Believe me!

The number after 7/ Current affairs.
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one as Melanoma might sue for divorce, believe me.

The doctor's summary at the 19th hole was that I am a very stable genius with long and beautiful fingers (and other parts), and I will live forever, just as long as I keep dunking spam into my chocolate MacShitshakes.
I think you might need a pysch evaluation more than anyone Mr Numpty.


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Re: RSEA park at Moorabbin

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can't wait to try and get a sneak peak- looking schmick for the Guys on Monday


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Re: RSEA park at Moorabbin

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Is the Huggins staying or going?
Going I presume.
Unfortunately.


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