Like. Club is turning the corner with this stuff. Mr TheodoreRooseveltLogan, I couldn't agree more with you might great friend! :D Our mighty team the Saints, the pride of New Orlean, believe me. Our great team is run by entrepreneurs and patriots. They have drained the billabong! They know that on...

The Real Numpty is legitimately not funny. Not sure why he persists. Rupert, my great friend! Wonderful to hear from you! I see you're still jealous of me because I've had more wives than you. :mrgreen: Mr Theodore Roosevelt Logan, my great and trusted friend, and fellow swamp drainer. Do you know ...

Back to the Jerusalem Oval!!! Make the Jerusalem Oval great again! Build a magnificent wall all around it to keep Mexicans and muslims and socialism out. Nothing says 'great' like a great magnificent wall. Believe me folks! Nothing does! Then build some magnificent towers. Many magnificent and great...

a novella on the art of balancing a head on a spike is needed here :P I shall have a word on your behalf about 'art' with my new great friend Crown Punce Mohammad BullShyte. (I like to refer to him as MBS. :lol: ) Nobody knows BS like I do. Nobody does. And nobody knows 'art' like I do. Believe me....

There’s not much I can report at this stage. They’re all genuinely good kids. They’re not participating in any match skills etc but working together on fitness etc, talking to the dieticians etc. I you get a chance to have a look at them ( Sandy ,Sat morning for those interested) feast your eyes on...

Winning!!! So much winning!!! :D :D :D First was the defeat of the communists in both houses at the recent mid terms. :twisted: A stunning victory, believe me. Then, my very great friend 'The Guy sweeping more communist hippies from power last weekend, right here, in the Victory state election! Guy,...

Last time I was imprisoned in Mexico it meant 'cushy' or 'easy'. I'll be more careful the next time I'm asked to perform an easy task in the future! Hello Mr Degruch. You sound like a businessman. And someone who understands discrecion. And nobody understands business like I do, believe me. I was h...

The club has decided to bring in credentialed assistants, especially Ratten, and I am happy to support Richo & crew for next year. But a poor year will see him gone. Anyway, as posted earlier, I have him going at 50%. 2014 - was appointed late and inherited the Watters rabble/rebuild. 4 wins, c...

This is terrible news for the Melbourne Club! Terrible news! :shock: Can you believe what happened folks??? I can't believe it what happened. Can't you? I've just been speaking with my very great friend, Luciano. He's most unhappy too. He said that the acoustics over there are the worst acoustics ev...

This is muslim political correctness gone mad!!! Those west-mexicans don't deserve the great man, believe me! Nicky Winmar is a great man! A true patriot! And a war hero. Just like me. And unlike that John McCain guy, Nicky Winmar was never captured by the enemy. And I admire that, believe me. Nicky...

Guess what, I'm old school, I swear, I tell it how it is and I f****** well will continue to do so!!!!! Some on hear squat for The National Anthem, I'll continue to Stand!!!!! Mr Austin you are a true patriot, the truest of patriots, just like my very great friends Park Avenue Sainter and Mr Huggin...

I can't believe this thread! Full of fake news!!! I love the Melbourne Club folks! The greatest club ever, believe me, the greatest! It's surrounded by a great wall, a truly great wall......... no mexicans, no marxists, and no neurotic bleeding women can get into that place, believe me. :lol: #makin...

No Battle. I don't want a battle. I want a full on war. Nuke Geelong. Well said ace! :twisted: You are clearly an ace! And can you believe this? What you wrote. This is just what my great friend Jim DoorMattis was telling me. This very morning. I think that you are the kind of man who understands w...

f*** no. Footy is boring enough already defensively in some games. He is Ross Lyon's mentor. We would be seeing Paddy McCartin around the centre circle every week and he would still be the closest player to the Saints goals. Please no. Not again or anymore. Once again, my great friend, entrepreneur...

I don't have a problem with a bit of banter. Bit like the footy actually. Plus one. Two of the better posters if not the best two . Correct! Patriots! The two of them! And Mr Austin, can you believe this? Mr Austin, he actually put on the colors and went into battle for the Saints! Right alongside ...

We have to do something folks! Something to distract the Saints' membership constituency, believe me! So today I have announced, that I shall be calling in the army to help out, until I can obtain funding from the parliament to build a great wall around the Jerusalem Oval. There will be so much winn...

Jimmy Grant, you must be related to Ulysses S, right? You are a true patriot, believe me. You know that St Kilda will be great again! Patriots like you and Mr Austin. You know the truth! And Mr Austin, he wore the uniform in battle. Did you know that? He went into the heat of battle, he was right th...

Joffa Burns wrote:

jimmygrant1966 wrote:Lhank god WW3 ain't around the corner!!!

I'd back WWIII coming before our next flag unfortunately jimmy

I can help. #makingww3greatagain

I shouted at the TV when he did his casual ball spinning shot at goal as well, degruch. Something you do in kick to kick, not when a game's on the line. What a surprise that he missed! Couldn't attend the game????? I would have attended too Mr Austin, believe me. But then my very good friend Gen Si...

Geary lost me when he said we don't worry abt percentage yes, just ignore the % #headinthesand ignore climate change, it will just go away. pretend it don't exist and don't lose sleep over it You are so correct Wellard Saint! So correct, believe me! We cannot ignore climate change, no we cannot, no...

It was a joke. I've posted plenty of positive things about the club, it's just there is a crisis that I could see coming at the end of last year. I would like nothing more than the team to turn it around and succeed. That's why we support the club, cough up membership money and donations year after...

Make Billy Longer captain. You're just been flippant. Not the word I would have chosen, I would have used a word starting with 'F' but ending in 'T'!!!!!! Like you Mr Austin, I am very disappointed also, believe me. I was hoping for that word beginning in 'T' and ending in 'F'. 'Tarriffs'. Believe ...

Here's a sobering thought for you. North have more money than us. Do not discount the Tasmania thinking. With the leagues down there struggling to hang onto players and lack of Tasmanian talent coming through the draft, the AFL are at risk of losing what was once an aussie rules heartland. Now with...

Why is the JO being discussed still? Seriously...Saints are at Moorabbin for life now...a very long time basically. Park Avenue Sainter, you are a great entrepreneur, the second greatest entrepreneur, of all time. In fact, folks, they regularly stop me, and they tell me, can you believe this(?), th...

They should have given DH a gig! My great friend Park Avenue Sainter, you are right, so right! Mr Huggins would be a wonderful appointment, believe me! But I had to intervene. Yes I did. I need Mr Huggins, as my new Secretary of State, and overseer of the 'Novichok list'. (People are blaming the Ru...